The Wannabe Economist

I have decided.

I want to be a bouncer.

So everyday i shall go gym in the day and work at night. Soon my neh neh will truely be zhnged and no longer be the rice neh neh anymore. *read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice_burner

Hey don’t laugh alright. I have even thought up of the nickname. (Because according to Vin Diesel whose real name was Mark Sinclair Vincent who was an ex-NYC bouncer, bouncers do not give out their real name).

VON DIESEL!

Cool right? So i’m going to go around checking I.C.s and pushing people out of the club. Should anyone ask me for my name, i shall *clear my throat and gek a deep voice* “Von Diesel”.

So going along this line, i have figured out the best names for my kiddies.

If baby son cries in husky voice - Von Diesel Jr.
If baby son cries in high pitched voice - Von Beckham

If baby girl cries in husky voice - Von Ella
If baby girl cries in high pitched voice - Von Hebe
If baby girl cries in normal voice - Selina