The Wannabe Economist

Did you read the Sunday Times yesterday?

One full page was dedicated to the 7 hunks of Singapore Sevens Rugby Tourament. Check out the Singaporean hunk.

Er…. ok i am actually talking about the Australian one.

Singaporean hunk - asian with goatee, long hair brushed back in wet look, topless, spilling fats and round tire around waist, hpp bone not visible, neh neh looks soft.

Australian hunk - ang mo with fucking toned body, crew cut neat look, solid neh neh and abs and arms, hip bone is sticking out, and the cut below the hip bone is damn strong.

Rest of hunk - generally must toner than Singaporean hunk, with solid neh nehs and abs, including the Japanese hunk.

The reporter is fucking stupid. Pick a better looking Singapore hunk to feature lah. You ask someone like that to be photoed and publish on National newspaper, of course i won’t be so surprised after i read the defeat of Singapore team in all matches. So flab how to be full back. I think someone with the same mass but better muscle tone comes charging there’s no way our Singapore backs and take him down. Or even catch up with him after he side steped away.

Or maybe this report is a girl and saw our Singapore hunk in thick jersey.

Female reporter (FR) to photographer colleague (PC): This guy is cool.
FR to Singapre hunk (SH): Hi i am a jouralist and i would like to feature you in our Sevens Hunks.
SH: Sure.
FR: How about we take a photo at the shower point?
SH: Shure *and proceeded to take off his top
PC: ……….. *give the are-you-sure-this-is-our-guy-look

I can’t believe it lah. Talk about cheer and support for Singapore team is missing. Eh to gain support the first step is to gain respect. If national sportsman doesn’t look like a sportsman at all, how you expect us to go down to support?

I would rather support a real sportsman. Or at least someone who looks like one.

And i really think any self respecting sportsman at such a high event will at least keep his body is top shape and condition.